How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it. by Trisha

Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. by Trisha

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. by Trisha

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. by Trisha

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. by Trisha

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. by Trisha

During a management training program, the trainer said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !" The crowd was shocked! After a little pause, he followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use the same joke at his house. He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" After waiting for some time trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out, "... and I can't remember who she was !" Moral of the story Don't copy if you can't paste. by Trisha

Santa and Banta Singh were both in a mental hospital. Once they were walking past a swimming pool, Santa suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Banta promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Santa out. When the medical director became aware of Banta's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Banta the news, he said, Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Santa, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead. Banta replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry." by Trisha Singh